- urbandictionary
- 1. (urbandictionary) (3138↑, 304↓)A website with a brilliant concept that could have become great if it hadn't been overrun by a mob of losers, who spend their days trying to feel important and popular by: 1. Insulting politicians, the guy who stole their lollipop when they were 7, the post before theirs, the poster's mother and everything else on God's green earth. "OMFG [xxx] sux arse\!\!1\!1\!\!" 2. In the process proving that despite the concerted efforts of taxpaying citizens and the Government, the majority of the American population cannot spell. 3. Exercising their creative juices by insulting everyone else in the most innovative, intelligent manner possible. Usually something like: "Wtf yuo r a muthafcuka n shudd suk yur dad's dick\! LOLOLOL" 4. Typing bullshit. Classic examples: [50 facts about women] and anything written by [sony roolz]. Please, if you've ever been guilty of any of these, go to the nearest wall and smack your head against it a few times. Thereafter, help keep Urbandictionary free from the masses of retards roaming the Internet. Blam posts that are nonsensical, hateful or just plain dumb. Before clicking that send button, doublecheck that you're not making yourself sound like a complete tool. If you know anyone who does any of the above four on a regular basis, shoot them and burn up their computers. Then maybe we could turn this website back to a useful resource instead of a soapbox for mentally backward individuals.
Have a nice day ^_^
Author: Fooby http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/7090262. (urbandictionary) (1680↑, 236↓)For when you just gotta know what it was that black guy said to you today... Urbandictionary.comGangsta: Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo\! White guy: WTF? Urbandictionary.com: DEFINITION: Hello, my friend. What is up with urbandictionary.com? I think its great\! White guy: Oh.
Author: Mike Somename http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/9154233. (urbandictionary) (574↑, 99↓)UrbanDictionary is a site where you can look up slang words. The site itself is a good idea, too bad that half of the definitions were added by stupid and hateful people, and it can be quite depressing 'cuz if you want to remove something, you have to fill a whole damn questionnary and it takes more time than posting comments.no example
Author: Annie http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/7266214. (UrbanDictionary) (442↑, 82↓)A battleground for trolls, flamers, fanboys, and elitists.\<UrbanDictionary user\> So people likes anime, huh? Well I hate it, so I'll write a definiton saying that anyone who likes it is a fat 35-year-old [Wapanese] [otaku] who lives in his mom's basement\!
Author: dj_gs68 http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/3267215. (UrbanDictionary) (331↑, 44↓)This site, which is supposed to be used for urban slang but most of the definitions are 1) Sexually related 2) Video game related 3) Peoples names 4) Words that people just make up out of no where and claim it's urban slang. 5) Not real facts and just peoples opinions without reason. Only some of urban dictionary is used properly.1) I'll use urbandictionary to educate myself about sex\! 2) I'll go onto urban dictionary and educate my self about video games and realise theres people besides me that still play the snes\! 3) I'll go onto urban dictionary and learn about some rapist some guy met\! 4) I'll go onto urban dictionary and look at all the crappy words that people make up like [neegah]. 5) Wow, [chrono trigger] is such a great game but i'm not going to give a reason\!\!\!
Author: Marbarian http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/11872186. (urbandictionary) (241↑, 51↓)A place for oh so "clever" kids to create breathtakingly unhumorous definitions for various words, both real and contrived.Poopchute spork thinger - OMG\! It's what you use to eat out your dog's ass after he's had worms\!\!\!\! OMGWTF\!\!11 FUnnnYYYyY\!\!\!111
Author: Belisarius http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/5366697. (urbandictionary) (151↑, 40↓)A user-updated online dictionary that is often mistaken for a messageboard by some of the more simple-minded denizens of the Internet\!"Hmm, I think after I get done whacking off to crudely-drawn furry "vore" drawings, I'll go rebut the definitions of "Slipknot" with a definition of my own that doesn't actually define the word for anyone who doesn't know it already, but that'll totally put those h8-3rs in their place\! I'm cool because I use numbers instead of letters sometime."
Author: Crank http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/2684218. (urbandictionary) (109↑, 23↓)Used to be a good site for reference on urban definitions. Until retarded faggots came and fucked it up because they couldn't have the balls to say things to people's faces OR they wanted use it as their personal chatroom. Urbandictionary.com has so many worthless, pointless definitons which are incoherent and just plain dumb. If you want a definition removed you can't remove it, OHH NO, oh you have to fill out a fucking form which states your fuckin reason for why the fuck you want the retarded definition removed. Even the Editors can't delete the bad definitions that they wnat to, they're only allowed to delete the ones Urbandictionary gives them. Seriously it's a load of Bullshit. If this site gave the editors the rights to delete bad definitions of any sort, this site wouldn't be as crappy as it is now.(a def.) James: The hotest boy I've ever seen. He's popular and sweet. I want him to marry me. Example: James, I hope you marry me and kiss me and love me 4everandever dude and when we're old you'll take me to the prom\!\! Wuv U Jayme :--[) (Human Being after reading this): Who the hell is James? I thought this was a reference site for urban definitions, not a gay-ass chatroom with just a bunch of mindless faggoty teenagers\!\!\!\!
Author: Truth http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/11554979. (Urbandictionary) (93↑, 11↓)1. The place where people who got banned from [Wikipedia] go and post factually-wrong information to make them feel smart and superior. You may feel smart on this website, but it doesn't change the fact that you're a fat, turnip-faced failure in real-life. 2. A site with even more shameless attention whoring than Myspace and Facebook combined. 3. Quite possibly the biggest collection of retards and losers only rivaled by GameFAQs. Where every glaring stereotype of Internet message board posters can be found in all their moronic, 13-year old glory. 4. Edited by a bunch of dense-as-lead 40-year old deadbeats who have no idea about anything regarding slang terms, and just signed up so they could feel powerful online over a bunch of whiny tweens. They sometimes reject publishing names, but keep all the blatantly racist and factually-wrong entries. I can find at least a dozen racist entries under the "newest" tab a day. Great job, editards\! 5. The toilet of the Internet. If only the webmaster would just flush it already.There needs to be a disclaimer on Urbandictionary's frontpage warning about the IQ-decreasing effects that the content of this site contains.
Author: This website BLOWS\! http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/185209410. (urbandictionary) (83↑, 6↓)Urbandictionary is what you get when you cross [wikipedia] with [mental retardation]."The downside to urbandictionary's inclusionist approach and unexacting quality control is a low signal to noise ratio and – by Wikipedia standards – wall-to-wall vandalism."
Author: wahmqiim http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/180317611. (urbandictionary) (72↑, 6↓)A website founded on a great idea but saturated by people trying to make personal insults (to millions of people who don't give a flying fuck about your vendetta with someone we've never met), and to make sexual connotations like [alaskan pipeline] or [pipe line]Urban Dictionary is a place where you can be as stupid or vulgar as you want.
Author: Dan http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/93610112. (Urbandictionary) (49↑, 9↓)Would be a great and usefull place, if it weren't for the thousands of pointless definitions. Much of these are just people trying to make up their own word, named after themselves. If you search hard, you may be able to find a usefull bit. Though this is possibly the best place to go if you want to learn a sex position, they are not in short supply.I do like urbandictionary, though
Author: Blue Ruse http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/190758713. (urbandictionary) (51↑, 13↓)An online "dictionary" for slang terms, with a light side and a dark side. The light side is, if there is a widely used word, that's not in the English vocabulary (officially), and you want to know what it means, chances are, you may find it here. Now, for the dark side: poor monitoring. Though you may find the word you're looking for, chances of finding it on a definition that is accurate, non-opinion-showing, and un-hateful are extremely rare. Because of how poorly monitored the site is, Spammers take advantage of it and post words with definitions that are inaccurate, hateful, violent, offensive, and/or maybe even porn-related. Fortunately, there is the "recommend for removal" feature and sensible people can come and have such definitions removed. However, the Spammers can post as fast as (if not faster than) those people can remove. One definition you might find could be as bad as the example below: (Please note that I have nothing against the television show "Barney". That is just an example.)"A stupid f---ing TV show about lame, love-dovey f---ingness, like Barney. It is stupid and g--, like Barney. Oh, and I hate Barney." Source: "Anti-Barney"
Author: DanMat6288 http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/70012014. (Urbandictionary) (38↑, 9↓)Helping white people understand rap lyrics since 1999.Rimz, what the fuck is rimz? I'd better check urbandictionary.
Author: Daskman http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/316445615. (urbandictionary) (29↑, 4↓)A place for you to lie about the amount of sexual knowledge/experience you have."Damn, that chick rejected me...what do I do now? ... I know\! I'll go on urbandictionary and give words fake sexual meanings\! That'll help my self-esteem\!"
Author: DecoyLTW http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/183402916. (urbandictionary) (44↑, 20↓)A once fantastic place where one could find the definition for that slang word that they pretended to know the meaning of earlier in the day. But supposedly goodness is really just perverted evil, right? The NEW Urbandictionary: 1. Annoying politics. 2. A place that has about as much "urban slang" as MTV has music, due to its slant towards a virtual internet debate about pointless crap. 3. A place where people rant about the war or slam Bush, while making their arguments weak with spelling mistakes and frivolous social references and stereotypes. 4. A display of the editors' bias for their own beliefs. 5. Proof of how closed-minded liberals can actually be. 6. Where immature douchebags have turned about 70% of the entries into crude sexual metaphors. 7. A haven for people "too cool" for conformity and want to shove it in the readers' faces. 8. Where idiots who only hear what they want to believe publish entries that others want to believe. 9. A disheartening reminder that this is the new generation of America.Guy 1: "Hey, I dropped out of college, and I want to smoke pot and pursue a career in ROCK\!\!\!" Guy 2: "Cool\! I didn't try in high school and now I live in my mom's basement and watch TV all day\! Let's go to urbandictionary and talk about how much the government SUCKS\!\!\!" Guy 1: "I agree, today's culture has educated me through indie-rock music lyrics. Urbandictionary would be a great place to spread all of the insightful knowledge I've aquired." Guy 2: "Yeah\! I'm up for it night after night, sitting in your shitty apartment, educating young minds about how incredulously fulfilling my life is. I'm glad urbandictionary is a place where I can sound smart, as if I might never get the chance to share my thoughts with a real person\!"
Author: cman08 http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/282157517. (UrbanDictionary) (33↑, 10↓)UrbanDictionary is a site where you can look up slang words. The site itself is a good idea, too bad that half of the definitions were added by stupid ignorant redneck racist people, and it can be quite depressing 'cuz if you want to remove something, you have to fill a whole damn questionnary, and there's no e-mail listed and it takes more time than posting comments. +, if you post a comment on a definition, NOTHING happens, they don't careurbandictionary is full of shit now
Author: gplpark92 http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/192810618. (urbandictionary) (32↑, 9↓)A dotcom blog where correct spelling is optional, even while calling others stupidddd.Someone who has risen to the position of President of the United States of America called stupid by people that can't spell.
19. (urbandictionary) (26↑, 4↓)A site where people go on to search words, even if they know what they mean, just to see what it says.I went on urbandictionary and searched urbandictionary even though I obviously already know what it means\!
Author: weeeeeee http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/177553520. (urbandictionary) (21↑, 2↓)Supposed to me a user-inputed dictionary for words. However, has become a mindless forum of jokes, view-points, sex, and basically anything but the real definition of a word."I typed in the word 'shark' in UrbanDictionary." "What is it?" "Apparently a way to have sex." "Hmph, I always thought it was a sea creature."
Author: To be http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/183757821. (UrbanDictionary) (22↑, 6↓)A site that was a good idea. In theory. The purpose of the site was to give definitions for slang words. However, stupid people decided to use the site to insult, belittle, and use profanic violence against other people because of their race, religion, political affiliation, beliefs, and music that they like. It has been filled to the brim with people who can't spell and hate everyone who isn't exactly like them. Many of these people actually can spell, and yet they still can't seem to find a way to accept the fact that other people have different oppinions.I pray for the day when people at UrbanDictionary, or even better, the entire world, will realize that people have different oppinions and will learn to respect them. Then maybe the world will at last know true peace.
Author: MAX Allen http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/120816722. (urbandictionary) (19↑, 5↓)An excellent concept, but poor contributions. Nobody honestly gives a shit about your dumbass chatroom acronyms. Wtf u r? STFU.\<---Yeah, I can type the alphabet too, with all the letters in order. Then all the fucking sex definitions don't need to be there. Most of the sex definitions were written by horny 6th graders who masturbate to eachother's yearbook pictures. Fuck them.UrbanDictionary. Define your sex. Wtf? u n00bs stfu b/c i'm a lwlfe querr Need I say more?
Author: Wanna know my name? My name is FUCK OFF BITCH\!\!\! http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/249327723. (Urbandictionary) (11↑, 1↓)A good, original idea for a website until it was hijacked after takeoff by the majority of the teenage populaton and 45% of the adult population. Most of these people take forms as trolls, flamers, ignorant retards, fanboys/fangirls, or people who just manage to piss everyone off with their definitions. Only a small minority of the definitions on this site are written by sane, logical, smart people. Sadly, many stupid, ignorant people had to butcher those definitons simply because they saw the definition got alot of thumbs ups. One major problem of the site is that because 75% of the definitions on Urbandictionary are written by sex addicted morons, 80% of the definitions are sexually related, turning a good movie, GoldenEye, into some sex maneuver that simply doesn't even makes sense. People also turn this site into a place to let their anger out on respectable, good people. For example, one definition for the police was " An asshole who arrested innocent people for smoking weed". Well, if they were smoking weed, they wouldn't be innocent would they? Other people also feel the urge to criticize famous people on Urbandictionary simply because no one wants to listen to their ignorant gibberish in reality. Plus, half of the definitions on this site contain typos, grammar mistakes, and typing that makes them look like they are texting a definition.11 year old troll: fkin lebron james suks donkey dik i could even take dat nigguh in a match Stupid Jealous Flamer: Bill Gates is a motherfucker cause he's filthy rich and doesn't care about other people. Horny teenager: Goldeneye: when u piss in ur gf's eye during sex *proceeds to crash his laptop due to tryin to watch porn* Angry criminal: Police: Power abusing assholes who took my crack cocaine and confiscated everything I had, they suck ass. Urbandictionary
Author: 12 year old with some logic http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/514504924. (urbandictionary) (14↑, 4↓)a website where 90% of the time people look up words that we already know.John looked up the word Sex in urbandictionary, Im pretty sure john already knows everything about the word sex.
Author: ur muthar http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/333797425. (urbandictionary) (20↑, 10↓)A website that has started as a briliant slang dictionary, but has just become the breeding ground for newbies who think it's a message board. It is now also used to define names, which isn't allowed, and to make fun of people.urbandictionary used to be cool, but idiots messed it up.
Author: Mike http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/104662726. (UrbanDictionary) (15↑, 7↓)Website where you can go to witness the decline of civilization and/or see a good idea become a bad idea.This world is going down the drain, just check out urbandictionary.
Author: whatevernevermind http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/109507427. (urbandictionary) (8↑, 1↓)Sucky website that doesn't accept truthful defenitions, because they dont know shit. website where Stupid people decide to write defenitions that make no damn sense. Urbandictionary is racist to Good definitions.When me and him added a definition, urbandictionary didn't accept it.
Author: mofogees http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/480430028. (urbandictionary) (19↑, 14↓)you're on it, dumbass.the fact that you urbaned urbandictionary is just sad.
Author: Numberonejrio http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/330895029. (urbandictionary) (9↑, 4↓)1. A website where [douchebag]s come to when they are bored and post completely useless definitions. Most of the definitions they post have to do with sex/sexual acts. Definitions for words like [blockhead], [dentist], and other words that have nothing to do with sex. 2. Don't mistake these idiots with the people who post real definitions that actually help/inform people in some way.Idiot: "Heh heh heh I know what blockhead means and it be naughty." \>=D "Ima post it on urbandictionary." Normal Person: "...People like you are a waste of our precious, precious oxygen."
Author: xNightmarePlague2x http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/276774630. (urbanDictionary) (4↑, 0↓)Urbandictionary is website full of people posting positive things about their own name for god knows what.UrbanDictionary is full of definitions like the following. (insert any [names] here; must be a real name.): a sexy hot guy/girl who is easy to fall in love with, ect.
Author: SomeRandomDood420 http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/535257431. (Urbandictionary) (3↑, 0↓)The cesspit that is made of opinion, lost hopes and dreams. Often used to 1.make people feel better about themselves or to 2.worship their partners / crushesPosts on Urbandictionary might look like this ... 1.Defenition of James - An awesome Guy who is totally awesome and an awesome stud and oh yeah, he is awesome. 2.Defenition of Holly - A sexy woman who is the best woman ever in bed and is clever and cute. (or more accurately) 1. Defenition of James - a awsom gy who i's ttally awes0me an a stud two and oh yer he os awesoem\!\!11\!\!1\!1\!\! 2. Defenition of Holly - a sxy women hoo is teh bst ever women in bed and is intelijent and hawt\!\!1\!\!\!11\!\!
Author: oggleboggle http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/528984532. (urbandictionary) (7↑, 4↓)It's like a dictionary, only that things are bashed, than described.Describing a thing on urbandictionary.com: 1. mark it as gay 2. get personal 3. use stereotypes 4. use 10 times the word "pretentious" 5. say that people who are common with this are the biggest shit of mankind, killers of seal babies and the cause of your sexual frustration 6. pretend to be individual and type the same stuff, that every other basher said about the described thing 7. send it to UD
Author: _fraek http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/435147833. (urbandictionary) (11↑, 8↓)a dictionary used for school usehmm, i wonder what poo means. Oh, it means hello. Poo\! and how are you doing?
Author: kenneth http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/41138734. (Urbandictionary) (2↑, 0↓)Dominated by teenagers. The older, wiser folk tend to actually do important stuff with their lives.DO NOT TRUST TOO MANY OF URBANDICTIONARY'S DEFINITIONS. HELL, I'M A TEEN TOO, SO DON'T EVEN TRUST THIS ONE\!\!
Author: StayAwayFromNewJersey http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/555556635. (UrbanDictionary) (2↑, 0↓)Urbandictionary is the stupidest thing ever because they don't accept my definition but they accept such stupid definitions. I mean really?Urbandictionary..I'm not gettin on this anymore.
Author: UrbanFails http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/551429636. (Urbandictionary) (3↑, 1↓)Place for 12 year olds, trolls and nerds to evacuate their rage about something or to say that they dislike every artists that became famous after 1990.Oh no, I got bullied at school by those pop music lovers\! I'll go put a mean definition about this kind of music on urbandictionary.com, that'll be my revenge, I am so evil\!
Author: Spyduck http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/516350137. (urbandictionary) (2↑, 0↓)A place where 12 year old kids go to search words they don't understand like fag or boner. like a cheat to socially retarded kidsbilly-what does fag mean? bob-i don't know billy-lets go search the urbandictionary\! bob-okay\!\!\!
Author: abusedlemur http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/515908938. (urbandictionary) (6↑, 4↓)really? wow, i bet you've googled 'google', huh? there isn't much to urban dictionary, just a bunch of really funny words that you could have never thought of, or never thought of thinking of. most all of the definitions on here are sexual in some way, and if you find on that isn't you can probably make is sexual. ;) it's really fun to just hit random and see what you get\! just take a look around, or go yahoo search 'yahoo' for all i care. :)don't know what that name you were called today means? look it up on urbandictionary\!\!
Author: LaurlAurDinoSAUR http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/492224039. (UrbanDictionary) (4↑, 2↓)A website that contributes to the harassment of innocent people. When someone tries to remove a definition, even though urban dictionary claims that you can by clicking the remove button, a stupid message displays stating "this definition is way too popular." When someone tries to contact urban dictionary, they ignore all messages.[harassment] [lawsuit] [inflammatory] [defamation] [urbandictionary] [lame]
Author: anon12345678912345678998765432 http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/484764040. (Urbandictionary) (7↑, 5↓)The act of making up a word so a website can take credit of it and make money off of itthe cup not to mention the advertisement URBANDICTIONARY
Author: Joking hehe haha http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/428684841. (urbandictionary) (12↑, 10↓)The website that you are currently viewing.UrbanDictionary is not appropriate for all audiences.
Author: Ainolketta http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/135375142. (Urbandictionary) (6↑, 5↓)Urbandictionary: A commonly known website where people post their [opinion] on words that usually don't exist, or, are just plain stupid.Urbandictionary - "Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one."
Author: DeathDealer http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/298283843. (urbandictionary) (12↑, 11↓)A place where little pre teens look up words beccause they want to look hip and know what every slang word means.Rob: You're such a poseur, you fake punk rocker. Tiff: NUH UH\! URBANDICTIONARY TOLD ME PUNK IS AVRIL LAVIGNE\!\! Rob: Douche bag... Tiff: NUH UH\!\! -runs off to check urban dictionary for definition on Douche bag, and indeed realizes she is one.-
Author: manthurr. http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/122626444. (UrbanDictionary) (0↑, 0↓)The act of taking a random word and turning it into a sex position.Guy 1: Dude, I totally did an UrbanDictionary last night. Guy 2: Sweet.
Author: jaxy15 http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/635830545. (urbandictionary) (2↑, 2↓)A place where mostly a bunch of low life losers and dickheads who have nothing better to do with their time write up definitions of words that end up being mostly racist or sexist in nature. They do this to take out their frustrations and also because they like to believe they are funny and think their insulting definitions show they are better than anyone else who may be slightly different from them or simply because they are ignorant fuckers who show off their lack of intelligence. What these people don't realize is that they are showing off to the world they are a bunch of brainless dickwads who need to get a real life with real meaning rather than spending countless hours trying to think of the most insulting definitions they can. These people should congratulate themselves for proudly showing off they are better than the people they target for insult and ridicule since they obviously feel they need to prove to themselves and others they are better because deep down they believe themselves to be worthless scum, the load their mothers should havs swallowed instead.Urbandictionary has been overrun by maggot brained losers.
Author: johno4562 http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/607651446. (urbandictionary) (10↑, 10↓)The fucking website your on dumbass.This website is urbandictionary duhh.
Author: kevin cappy http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/328677347. (UrbanDictionary) (12↑, 12↓)1. Universal site containg definitions and slang sent in by people or the average-joe. 2. Teh shitedude1-wheres a place i can find new slang or terminology that no one else knows, to further myself in the popularity poll? dude2- urbandictionary
Author: zaq101 http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/103798348. (urbandictionary) (18↑, 18↓)A website with some intelligent people, but mostly filled with dumbasses who say things like "Michael Moore is a big fat liar like clinton and macs suck becas pcs are su gr8 and i suked ur porn now". Good if you want to laugh at a funny definition, or just laugh and thumbs-down worthless definitions. (Note: the mac thing is kind of ironic, considering how many people complain about PCs and micro$oft here. If you hate PCs so much, why do you go out and say "MACS SUK MACS SUK" all the time?Urban Dictionary troll:"STFU I LIKE PORN U APP HOLE LUVR HOO SUKS MIKE MORRS COCK WAIT NO THATS CLINTON" Me: [laughing at retard]
Author: The Dork Cheese http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/94479449. (UrbanDictionary) (12↑, 12↓)A website with slang definitions and peoples' opinions. The website you are on now.Define your word
Author: psycho bitch http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/55699650. (urbandictionary) (1↑, 2↓)v. to look up on [urbandictionary.com] any word/phrase used by your friends when too embarrassed by your lack of dirty lingo to [grow a pair] and ask them.What the hell is a [pink sock]? I'd better [urbandictionary] that shit before I get one\!
Author: josh m. r. http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/293352451. (UrbanDictionary) (9↑, 10↓)UrbanDictionary, where all the examples aren't really examples but more of sexual fantasies the guys had about the topic. UrbanDictionary, when you don't know what the fuck is it about that meme. UrbanDictionary, see all the retarded stuff you didn't know before. UrbanDictionary, We'll get you, Kakarot. We'll get you. UrbanDictionary, it's not cool when there's a space between us. UrbanDictionary, wtf since when was there a [DAIPWNED] anyway? UrbanDictionary, I swear most of this is just sick shit.UrbanDictionary. wtf is that?
Author: That Zero Guy http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/244656652. (urbandictionary) (5↑, 6↓)A dictionary that tells you how to say masturbation, anus, penis and incest a million different ways.She said her chocolate starfish has a pink sock now cos I pulled my thigh-slapping schlong out too fast, so I went to urbandictionary.com to find out what she meant. While there I found out that ‘mom’ means, “A manipulating, self-centered bitch.”
Author: wifflecube http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/211870553. (urbandictionary) (7↑, 8↓)A dictionary for the slang.Very interesting to read defintions while you're bored\!
Author: John Doe http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/58337754. (Urbandictionary) (2↑, 4↓)The name of this website.You're reading it\! ^_^ Person 1: Hey did you hear about that new word? Person 2: Yeah, where did you hear about it? Person 1: On urbandictionary.
Author: skater924 http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/384571255. (UrbanDictionary) (9↑, 11↓)the dictionary where slang words are published and freely viewed by online visitors. check out urban chati love the urbandictionary
Author: JayKay http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/108446656. (urbandictionary) (2↑, 5↓)God's gift to people of the 21'st century.-Dude, I don't understand a word the people on my High School says\! -Don't worry. Just check out Urbandictionary.com and you will do just fine. -Thanks man.
Author: ZnappHansk http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/402306957. (UrbanDictionary) (7↑, 10↓)A site where people where hypocritic people post how much they hate urbandictionary.com when they themselves are currently posting on the site.Definition of urbandictionary:a stupid website where posers post things that they think are funny, oh wait...i'm a poser-poser posting right now
Author: bricks http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/182711158. (urbandictionary) (6↑, 9↓)Urban Dictionary is an online dictionary whose definitions are contributed by users. Most words featured on Urban Dictionary are slang, particularly ambiguous slang. A paper version of the dictionary has been published in 2005.online definitions by authors at urbandictionary
Author: P. redeckis http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/177734159. (urbandictionary) (6↑, 9↓)A place where you can express yourself freely, under an alias which you can't truly be identified by unless you got hacked into. "Define your world" however you want; nobody can stop you. Except for the losers who think they can overrun crap here on the site. (I'm not saying any names folks, ya already know, boot em out\!). If it weren't for urbandictionary.com, I would be a very angry person right now. It's like the urban, modern version of Webster's Dictionary.www.urbandictionary.com is the place to go
Author: Chipmunk http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/98537760. (UrbanDictionary) (8↑, 12↓)A website where people can freely express their own definitions.You're now in UrbanDictionary.com\! Enjoy your stay. ^_^
Author: xenon http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/38348761. (urbandictionary) (8↑, 14↓)The website you're on right now, jackass.I went to urbandictionary.com and looked up "urbandictionary" because I thought it would be clever.
Author: Your Dad367347543567 http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/188110262. (urbandictionary) (5↑, 11↓)a website that everyone goes to that is more addicting than crystal meth. This site is amazing.Urbandictionary mis a very cool website yo its crunk
Author: LilJOnwhattt: http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/138972463. (UrbanDictionary) (9↑, 16↓)A Dictionary for the street people, For the cool people not for any one searching for school words... a great web site... Dictionay with slang words... a dictiony you can add your own defintions to...urbandictionay.com is the best babi\! yeh yea\!
Author: ER-Ban-Dict- SHON- na-Ay http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/15404164. (urbandictionary) (0↑, 8↓)If you just looked up "urbandictionary" in urban dictionary. You are an assholeGreg: lolol What will happen if I search "urbandictionary" in here...
Author: Sir.CommonSence http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/479461365. (UrbanDictionary) (15↑, 23↓)The best on the Web\! This dictionary is an on-line, user-collaborative, open-editing slanguage dictionary that lets you submit your lamer-than-thou definitions and tag those defs to others (complete with sound and pics), in a cool and "fularious" way, you cannot find anywhere else on the I-Way\! Heh, lame? Maybe...but hella fun\! It's "your world"...define it\! Dig the lix peop\!UrbanDictionary is for word junkies, wordaholics, wordmasters, wordmeisters, wordinistas, word nerds, wordsimths, word/phrasemongers, language-watchers, languagizers, langdroppers, langwizards, linguanauts, linguacentrics, linguomanicas, linguisticists, linguisticians, lingoers, verbivores, verbologists, verbificators, verbificients, vocabularians, phonotacticians, fablinguists, logotechnicians, logologists, logophiles, logolepts, etymomaniacs, entymologists, glottomaniacs, acronomainacs/ acronymphomanicas, bombilogophiles, grammarchists, jargonauts, neologoists, neologicians, leximanes, leximavens, lexicuriouses, lexiconnoisseurs, dictaddicteds, dictionarexics, derds (dictionary nerds)... full to hilt with Nenglish (New English), buzzwords/ buzzphrases/ buzzonyms, fuzzwords, stuntwords, noncewords, playwords, ghostwords, awkwords, unwords, drunkwords, junkwords, pseudowords, pseudologies/ pseudologisms/ cryptopseudologisms, neologisms, tubercolloquialisms, slanguage/ slanguistics, scatolinguistics, Bestiary English/ foulese, ebonics (a.k.a Ubonics 'Urban Black phonotics'/ Ebony phonitics or African American Vernacular English or AAVE), Jewbonics/ Hibernics/ hebonics, Bubbonics/ Bubbanese, slurvian/ slurds (slurwords), stringwords/ chainwords/ antwords (or collectively 'agglutinative words'), Manglish (mangled English), scramblish (scarmbled English), Weblish/ Egnet/ Netois/ Internetese/ webonics (sometimes called 'dweebonics'\!)/ Techlish/ Txtlish/ Textlish/ textspeak/ IMlish/ Imglish / Netspeak, webswev ('web-siginficantly watered-English verbosity'), typo slang/ typologisms/ typegasms/ random typing, eggcorns, croms ('cromulents' or Simpsonisms/ Homerisms), jokelang, Sniglets (also, 'snigglets'), daffynitions/ goffynitions, lexicomics, laxicons, lexiles (or 'impactful ignorants'), Lexcrecons, lexcrement, confusage, self-coinages/-coins, autocoinages/ writos, encryptlish, backwordslang/ backwordsings/ relex/ dislipisa, eye dialects, camouflanguage/ grammouflanguage/ grammar slack, lexicofabricogaphy, conlang (or 'constructed language')/ fauxlang/ fablang/ evolang/ englang, codelang, neography (or 'model languages'), pubilect, sociolect, familylect, teenspeak/ teenlang, Popney/ Mockney/ Tikkney/ Rhyming slang, politonics/ Newspeak/ doublespeak/ euphemes, generonyms, acronyms ('abbreviated coded endetion of name, yielding meaning' or FASGROLIA: fast-growing language of initilasims and acronyms)/ stackronyms, nerbs ('noun-verbs'), ... ---;
Author: hammer---;, hytham http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/232543766. (urbandictionary) (11↑, 20↓)An online dictionary, editable by users, esp. youths, Americans, and people who have a sense of humour. Unfortunately frequented by posers, mis-spellers, graffitti artists, wannabe trolls, thereby attracting quality controllers to clean the sh*t off the dictionary.Quality controllers are legally entitled to remove racist, obscene, libellious material off Urbandictionary, as well as material that might be in breach of copyright.
Author: Kerb http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/91839667. (urbandictionary) (6↑, 16↓)A place to look up funky words, or make some up with a very interesting definition.Hey\! Have you seen the urbandictionary meaning for [yo]
Author: DeBuDGuY http://urbandictionary.urbanup.com/7759368. (urbandictionary) (5↑, 17↓)A website where the guys who run it must be from Chicago. Since they're scared to post my factual definition of Chicago. They know the truth hurts.Urbandictionary needs to stop violating my freedom of speech. Everyone post definition of a city that's disrespectful. Mine is factual that you can actually research.
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Urban English dictionary. 2013.